Lunar Hash Run II

Second Consecutive run!

The second NW Lunar Hash was run last Thursday, set by Flasher. We all gathered under the storm clouds awaiting a torrential downpour. As soon as GoneAgain had finally ComeAgain with Mullet the pack scurried off in the direction of the Formby hotel for beer and tucker. Good to see a good Burnie/Launy attendance, we are the NW Lunar Hash after all. Ballpoint and CremeBroule showed up with their new bub who was immediately christened half-moon or something frivolous.

When we were all tanked we decided to brainstorm the NW Hash and decided that if a Full Moon coincided with a NW Hash Run we would have it there. That means Sundays in Burnie, Mondays in Devonport, and Tuesadays and Thursdays in Launceston.

As soon as we ready to be kicked out we proceeded down Stewart Steet, stopping at Dint's office where his colleagues immediately called the cops. Cops were obviously too intimidated by us as they didn't show up till we had cleared the premises.

Mullet danced with PhayWray's umbrella and the rest of the pack shuffled their way back to the cars in a relatively orderly but loud fashion. The circle was held in the rain, and lacking a moon we mooned a passing car and a dark house.

Dini took pics: <here>. In fact she took some good shots of Lunar Hash Run I too, check them out <here>.

Moon in August

The next Lunar run will be on Thursday August 6th at 7.00pm . Starting from the War Memorial car park on Victoria Parade Devonport. You must wear something that is “howling or Growling“. Bring money for dinner at a local eatery, money for the wrigged raffle and money if you want a poke – at the local pokeries .

On On Flasher

Off with a Flash

The first, well attended, lunar hash went off with a flash to the full moon. We feasted at RA cafe, announced the new mismanagement team and went for a Rock around the Clock before returning to Otto's Grotto where the first circle was held by the Fool Loon Mr. Tracka the Hare-Lip. The wigged waffle was held and was well rigged by Flasher.

BallPoint was seen scheming with Speedy and Dini to create a suitable mismangement team, Thrust was on the phone to important people, GoneAgain marked the end of his swine flu by blowing out birthday candles on the cake. Dini found the bestest book for her Lunar Tick duties to tick of runners each full moon.

Dini's photos are <here>.

NW first lunar

• First lunar run on 07/07/09 starts from Ottos Grotto in Ulverstone at 7pm.
• No charge for this run but there will be a wigged waffle to waise fund for badges etc.
• Bring $$$ for counter attack at local pub after walk/run. Oh and a torch just incase the moon is not full and bright (like me on a Saturday night). (He means clouded over... ed.)

Moon Moon

Tracka
Hare-lip for July

MOONDANCE

(Yes, that Moondance!)

Well, it's a marvelous night for a mooning
With the beer flowing out of your glass.
A fantabulous night for a moon, yeah,
INTERHASH sure is crawling with ass.

...Where all the beavers on the bimbos are calling
To the hundreds of boners that grow.
'Cause all the beavers and the boners like balling,
And the buns on the runs really show.

And the ni-i-ight's magic
Seems to quiver your bush,
And all the so-o-oft moonlight
Really shines (dah-dah-dah!)
On your tush! (dah-dah-dah!)

Can I just see your moon tonight,
Your sweet, precious butt?
Can I just have one more moon shot
From you, you slut?!

by Whiff from the Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers

Check out these songs that you can listen to <here>.

Receding Moonscape

Could this mean that the inaugural r*n is on Tuesday July 7th, 2009? I'm over the moon!

Test Transmission

Do things go crazy when the moon is full???

Q: For years I've heard cops and emergency room nurses say things really get crazy out there when the moon is full. Is there anything to this? I mean, I've never bought into astrology, because it seems like the stars are too far away to have any effect on us. But the moon is another story--look at the tides.

A: You're not the first person to wonder about this. There have been lots of studies over the years, some of which have purported to show that there really is such a thing as a "lunar effect." For example, one study claimed that an unusual number of traffic accidents occurred during the evenings right around the full and new moons. Later researchers showed that during the time period studied, a disproportionate number of full and new moons fell on weekends, when traffic accidents are always higher.

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