MOONDANCE

(Yes, that Moondance!)

Well, it's a marvelous night for a mooning
With the beer flowing out of your glass.
A fantabulous night for a moon, yeah,
INTERHASH sure is crawling with ass.

...Where all the beavers on the bimbos are calling
To the hundreds of boners that grow.
'Cause all the beavers and the boners like balling,
And the buns on the runs really show.

And the ni-i-ight's magic
Seems to quiver your bush,
And all the so-o-oft moonlight
Really shines (dah-dah-dah!)
On your tush! (dah-dah-dah!)

Can I just see your moon tonight,
Your sweet, precious butt?
Can I just have one more moon shot
From you, you slut?!

by Whiff from the Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers

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