Thursday, June 25, 2009

NW first lunar

  • First lunar run on 07/07/09 starts from Ottos Grotto in Ulverstone at 7pm.
  • No charge for this run but there will be a wigged waffle to waise fund for badges etc.
  • Bring $$$ for counter attack at local pub after walk/run. Oh and a torch just incase the moon is not full and bright (like me on a Saturday night). (He means clouded over... ed.)

Moon Moon

Hare-lip for July


(Yes, that Moondance!)

Well, it's a marvelous night for a mooning
With the beer flowing out of your glass.
A fantabulous night for a moon, yeah,
INTERHASH sure is crawling with ass.

...Where all the beavers on the bimbos are calling
To the hundreds of boners that grow.
'Cause all the beavers and the boners like balling,
And the buns on the runs really show.

And the ni-i-ight's magic
Seems to quiver your bush,
And all the so-o-oft moonlight
Really shines (dah-dah-dah!)
On your tush! (dah-dah-dah!)

Can I just see your moon tonight,
Your sweet, precious butt?
Can I just have one more moon shot
From you, you slut?!

by Whiff from the Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers

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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Receding Moonscape

Could this mean that the inaugural r*n is on Tuesday July 7th, 2009? I'm over the moon!

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Test Transmission

Do things go crazy when the moon is full???

Q: For years I've heard cops and emergency room nurses say things really get crazy out there when the moon is full. Is there anything to this? I mean, I've never bought into astrology, because it seems like the stars are too far away to have any effect on us. But the moon is another story--look at the tides.

A: You're not the first person to wonder about this. There have been lots of studies over the years, some of which have purported to show that there really is such a thing as a "lunar effect." For example, one study claimed that an unusual number of traffic accidents occurred during the evenings right around the full and new moons. Later researchers showed that during the time period studied, a disproportionate number of full and new moons fell on weekends, when traffic accidents are always higher.


Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Once upon a time...

Hi Sir Gone Again , ohms , qbe , aom , qc , be . me and hashe

When we spoke on Monday night we , were looking at starting a Lunar Moon hash club – you were nominated , to construct a new web page using , Me , Trakka anf Sir GA as contacts . We were going to set the runs on the full moon from a pub . Trakka was doing the first , I the second and F*ck Nose the third .

Can you arrange all of this , during your busy press conferences , tv interviews and autograph sessions and group sex romp sessions with all those screaming ladies , who just want to be rogered by a knight – sorry rogered on any night .

Love of love as always

Your in Flashing , sorry Hashing