Romaine Moon

This months Fool Moon is on a Sunday, and thus coincides with Burnie Hash! To celebrate the end of the waxing of this particular moon Ringo is setting the LoonR Hash from Romaine Park in Burnie starting at 530pm.

We expect you all to be fully waxed for the occasion and hope to get a shiny rear view photo for this LoonR blog.

Not waxed...

LoonRhasH the Third

In line with this week’s host club LoonRhasH—which is already steeped in tradition after only three moon-wa*ks—the bow-tie wearing pack assembled under the light (Ch–ch-ch Cha) of the silvery moon by the Penguin skate park in readiness for the gruelling LoonR trail (i.e. short stroll to the pub). A shady-looking character with a duck-arsed dog handed out cups of contraband moonshine (cardboard port) from the doorway of her motorhome, all the while playing bag-pipe music. Why would anyone think we were weird?

Dinner and a show ensued at the salubrious Neptune Hotel. The show was Flasher doing the raffle—perhaps we should start charging the general public to watch. Every child won a prize, and some wished they hadn’t. The Booby prize was hotly contested - next month’s S & M Wooden Spoon should be even more popular.

Circle followed, with Harelip Bastard allocating the many spurious downs to the thirsty pack. Fool Loon Black Tracka accepted a mask of the Biggest Loon in History (Prince Charles) from Panta-Loons Knickers and Ballpoint. Essential modifications are in process to allow consumption of beverages through the mask .After mooning the moon it was off to the house of the Bastard for warming nightcaps. On On Dini

Some pictures here

Grizzly Update

The seasonally adjusted rising of the September full moon (Saturday 5 September) which appears one day later than it does down south, for some odd reason - will be celebrated by a bunch of Loonies, led by Hare-y mooner B.A. Stard, starting at 7:00pm from the Penguin boat ramp this Saturday.

With LoonR Hash, Devonport Hash and Global Harriettes all within days of each other, sage JMs Rosemary and Basil have decreed that the LoonR run will also be this week's official Burnie H3 r*n. That should swell the numbers in Penguin!

Lunar Hash Run II

Second Consecutive run!

The second NW Lunar Hash was run last Thursday, set by Flasher. We all gathered under the storm clouds awaiting a torrential downpour. As soon as GoneAgain had finally ComeAgain with Mullet the pack scurried off in the direction of the Formby hotel for beer and tucker. Good to see a good Burnie/Launy attendance, we are the NW Lunar Hash after all. Ballpoint and CremeBroule showed up with their new bub who was immediately christened half-moon or something frivolous.

When we were all tanked we decided to brainstorm the NW Hash and decided that if a Full Moon coincided with a NW Hash Run we would have it there. That means Sundays in Burnie, Mondays in Devonport, and Tuesadays and Thursdays in Launceston.

As soon as we ready to be kicked out we proceeded down Stewart Steet, stopping at Dint's office where his colleagues immediately called the cops. Cops were obviously too intimidated by us as they didn't show up till we had cleared the premises.

Mullet danced with PhayWray's umbrella and the rest of the pack shuffled their way back to the cars in a relatively orderly but loud fashion. The circle was held in the rain, and lacking a moon we mooned a passing car and a dark house.

Dini took pics: <here>. In fact she took some good shots of Lunar Hash Run I too, check them out <here>.

Moon in August

The next Lunar run will be on Thursday August 6th at 7.00pm . Starting from the War Memorial car park on Victoria Parade Devonport. You must wear something that is “howling or Growling“. Bring money for dinner at a local eatery, money for the wrigged raffle and money if you want a poke – at the local pokeries .

On On Flasher

Off with a Flash

The first, well attended, lunar hash went off with a flash to the full moon. We feasted at RA cafe, announced the new mismanagement team and went for a Rock around the Clock before returning to Otto's Grotto where the first circle was held by the Fool Loon Mr. Tracka the Hare-Lip. The wigged waffle was held and was well rigged by Flasher.

BallPoint was seen scheming with Speedy and Dini to create a suitable mismangement team, Thrust was on the phone to important people, GoneAgain marked the end of his swine flu by blowing out birthday candles on the cake. Dini found the bestest book for her Lunar Tick duties to tick of runners each full moon.

Dini's photos are <here>.

NW first lunar

• First lunar run on 07/07/09 starts from Ottos Grotto in Ulverstone at 7pm.
• No charge for this run but there will be a wigged waffle to waise fund for badges etc.
• Bring $$$ for counter attack at local pub after walk/run. Oh and a torch just incase the moon is not full and bright (like me on a Saturday night). (He means clouded over... ed.)

Moon Moon

Tracka
Hare-lip for July