Xmas Moon

LoonRhasH combined with Burnie Hash is having a pseudo-festive stroll commencing Sunday December 11th at 5.30pm from the old cemetery at Penguin. On On will be at the Thai restaurant in Arnold Street, and in deference to this, it has been decreed that everyone should wear a tie.

Loony Bitches R*n this Friday!

 

And who better to set a Loony Bitches R*n than our mild mannered and well adjusted Manga Hash Goddess LaLa? This Friday 11/11/11 is reserved to mark all things Hash and feminine as we celebrate Global Harriettes Day, across the, er, Globe. Hence the name. The Loony aspect will be (un)covered by LoonRhasH with its traditional Mooning of the Full Moon as the silvery light gleams off the seas of the North West.

Frock up, or celebrate your feminine side any way you like. A bra would be ideal - no bra even more ideal. Meet at Hiscutt Park, Penguin at 6.30pm this Friday night for a stroll and pub meal after. Bring your money for the best ever LoonRhasH raffle with prizes even better than D!ckhead Hash and almost as good as Burnie Hash!

See you there! On! On! Aaaaaroooo!!!

Oktober Loons

 
Devoted Loonies should gather under the animal magnetism of the October Moon on Wednesday October 12th at the Edgewater Motel, East Devonport at 6.30ish pm. Bring money for your pub meal and a chance to win unbelievable prizes in the LoonR raffle. You'd better believe it! Hare Lip for the evening is Dint.
On On Dini

June, July, August,.... SEPTEMBER!

How time flies!!! We might have missed a few moons here or there, but in case you read this in time... the next Full Moon Hash is in Devonport.

Devonport Hash has booked out Molly Malones for the occasion and we shall assemble there on Monday 12 September to celebrate the Full Moon, starting at 630pm. BYO $$$ for food and drinks, and raffle tickets from Flasher.

May's Planking Moon

Lunar Hash / LH3 COMBO RUN

Hare : One Hump

Inlet showing us Safe Planking Procedures (SPP) as approved by the PRC (Planking Regulation Committee). The site was approved and licenced by LH3's SSPA (Site Save Planking Advisor) OneHump.

The trail began near “The Pub With No Counter Meals” and was led by Fingers and Bend Over who were at this stage, still on speaking terms [But more of that later]. This particular trail
had in actual fact been set from a car and thus led around the block. One Hump had used massive flour arrows - just in case “God Forbid” - Dini should miss one. When the arrows reached the park One Hump couldn’t drive across it, so he had to drive around to the other side and re-start the trail. This act inserted the one and only brief moment of excitement on the whole run. Hashers were able to call “Are you on?” and Hashers who crossed the 20 yard park were able to call “On On”! Great stuff. The On Home was found down on the corner— So, no Checks, no False Trails, no nothing - and it took all of 10 minutes.! Ringo was heard muttering to Tracka “I told you One Hump would set a shit run!” Incomming Hashers were greeted by a warm fire, chairs, lighting and plenty of beer, so One Hump at least got that right I decided to return via the pub to photograph the usual Sludge Arses sitting in there, but it was closed! They could have sold at least 20 counter meals and an equal amount of booze!

Next Lunar Hash will be set by Hare Puss in Boots from Foot Street in Hadspen on Thursday 16 June 2011AD.

OnOn

May's Hare Moon

Devoted Loons should gather under the full moon at Carrick on Tuesday May 17th at 6.30 for 7pm stroll and pub meal, and of course medicinal tonic. Weather permitting, the Launny trailer and firepot will be in attendance nearby in case of thirst aid emergencies.

The symbol of the Hare gazing at the moon indicates fertility, longevity and rebirth, so all due precautions should be carried, otherwise they may not let us into the pub.

On On
Dini

Aaaaaroooooo!!!

and PS. NW Hasher will meet at Sherry Shed in Latrobe at 530pm!!

Arogant Cab in Hobart

There must be a mixup with photos, or perhaps the originals were censored. In any case you have a photo of a dark lit event to accompany this LunarHash posting.

Tracka set a fabulous stumble at Fern Glade in Burnie to celebrate the full moon. We were fortunate enough to eventually score some food from a Burnie establishment that was initially reluctant to feed us - a recurring theme in Burnie. This time we were lucky to actually be told before ordering and we patiently waited without a single complaint. We left with ample food in our bellies, even Bastard whose mains were of course the very last to be served!

Next full moon is a combined Devonport run, with Yep at the helm from his abode: 1 Mission Hill, Penguin. See you around 630pm on 18 April 2011.

Tracka Down the Lune

Next Full Moon is on Sunday March 20th, and coincides with the Burnie R*n from Fern Glade, starting at 5pm. Black Tracka will be the hare and in charge of proceedings.


OnOn!


 

Moon gone AWOL

A brave assortment of Hashers descended upon the Forth pub for our Full Moon occasion. As per usual we wined and dined till dark, and Flasher ran his lousy rigged raffle (even incorporating strangers such as Triple Top & fam. and motley mates of Cheese and Thrust). Just when our moment of truth, the baring of bottoms (aka mooning the moon) was about to happen, the band started playing (Waltzing Matilda?) and we were glued to our seats. Maybe we just felt bad to vacate the biggest table in the little pub and walk out on the band after they introduced themselves, but whatever pathetic reason we may have had we have a lot to catch up on for next Full Moon - 20th March hosted by Burnie Hash.

Forth's February Moon

LoonRhasH devotees should gather under the silvery light (ch, ch, ch, ch) outside the Forth Hotel on February 18th at 7pm.

Don't forget to bring along your best waxed Moon and your raffle money - win the choicest prizes before they are all given away to the rabble at the Nash Hash pre-lubes!

On On
Dini
Aaaaroooooo!!!

Lunar Hashers at Furners

Full Moon Loonies showed up in arms at the Furners Hotel in Ulverstone. After a casual 12km stroll around Ulverstone we descended with fury and vengeance into the hotel. Even the off-duty hotel manager had to query us on the use of the potty with ice on the table.

After making a good mess of both ourselves and the venue the foolhardy true blue loonies proceded to Flasher's abode to perform the monthly ritual from his deck. White flesh was bared in honour of and in the direction of the moon.

Fully sated for yet another month of waning and waxing we will gather again at some venue yet to be disclosed at a later time just before Nash Hash weekend!!

Two Moons are twice the fun

Even though we are all Looning off to Oatlands to be Masterbakers on Jan 22nd, the Full Moon we love to crave is actually two days earlier.
Devoted Loonies may gather at a public house (Furners) in Ulverstone at 7pm on Thursday January 20th to join with Hare Lip Flasher for stroll, sips and sustenance before baring their buns under the silvery glow of the January moon.
According to written club lore (the ink is still drying), attendance at this moonwa*k or at Oatlands will count as a LoonRhasH r*n.