This months Fool Moon is on a Sunday, and thus coincides with Burnie Hash! To celebrate the end of the waxing of this particular moon Ringo is setting the LoonR Hash from Romaine Park in Burnie starting at 530pm.
We expect you all to be fully waxed for the occasion and hope to get a shiny rear view photo for this LoonR blog.
In line with this week’s host club LoonRhasH—which is already steeped in tradition after only three moon-wa*ks—the bow-tie wearing pack assembled under the light (Ch–ch-ch Cha) of the silvery moon by the Penguin skate park in readiness for the gruelling LoonR trail (i.e. short stroll to the pub). A shady-looking character with a duck-arsed dog handed out cups of contraband moonshine (cardboard port) from the doorway of her motorhome, all the while playing bag-pipe music. Why would anyone think we were weird?
Dinner and a show ensued at the salubrious Neptune Hotel. The show was Flasher doing the raffle—perhaps we should start charging the general public to watch. Every child won a prize, and some wished they hadn’t. The Booby prize was hotly contested - next month’s S & M Wooden Spoon should be even more popular.
Circle followed, with Harelip Bastard allocating the many spurious downs to the thirsty pack. Fool Loon Black Tracka accepted a mask of the Biggest Loon in History (Prince Charles) from Panta-Loons Knickers and Ballpoint. Essential modifications are in process to allow consumption of beverages through the mask .After mooning the moon it was off to the house of the Bastard for warming nightcaps. On On Dini
The seasonally adjusted rising of the September full moon (Saturday 5 September) which appears one day later than it does down south, for some odd reason - will be celebrated by a bunch of Loonies, led by Hare-y mooner B.A. Stard, starting at 7:00pm from the Penguin boat ramp this Saturday.
With LoonR Hash, Devonport Hash and Global Harriettes all within days of each other, sage JMs Rosemary and Basil have decreed that the LoonR run will also be this week's official Burnie H3 r*n. That should swell the numbers in Penguin!